My dog does this albeit not as impressively lol but it’s to make other dogs think they’re bigger. In this case it’s not worked as they’ve not pissed on anything but the floor.
Philonic on
Pupcasso
Cattywompus-thirdeye on
Dude when’s the last time that poor dog was let out???? Three days worth of urine in that lil guy!
Melted_Toast on
I was really hoping he’d draw a dick lol
SufficientGreek on
Is this learned behavior or instinctual?
JuucedIn on
I’d guess because he can.
Mikkel_the_author on
First of all, how did that little man have so much in him! Second of all… this sidewalk is mine now!
ultralights on
How much pressure is pumping to get the backside that high?
atticus_pund77 on
That’s what you do after somebody says you can’t pee here.
rob3ace on
These performance artists are a strange lot.
NerdDesNordens on
Circle of protectionÂ
AdalbertAmbaras on
Dog’s name is Squiggles
Confident-Solid-9138 on
My ex had a Pomeranian that did this. He’d back himself up and poop on things higher up. Lmao
brokenlodbrock on
Nailed it 😎
FormingTheVoid on
My dog used to do this hahaha
Evilbred on
If I could do that, I would be doing the same as that dog.
Such a fucking power move.
Simple-Ant7190 on
Bros writing in cursive. Beautiful penismanship actually.
Significant_Tap7052 on
Aaww he’s writing his name!
jomarthecat on
He has seen his owner pee standing up and wanted to try the same but forgot what feet the owner was standing on.
nfoote on
Is that how you do it?
ikeepthebox on
It’s the sign of the 12 monkeys.
funderfulfellow on
This dog is gonna go home and lie on the pillow
freekymunki on
Aggravating_Fig_8585 on
Left foot right foot left foot right foot…
Kain282 on
I think he’s just being prissy.
He’s not getting a drop of piss on his fur.
Chemist-Patient on
Like a Renaissance painting
AnyVybez on
This my good fellows is what we call piss art
Outsideman2028 on
This has to be AI
thelaustran on
It’s a summoning circle
OrangeCosmic on
Power move
GorillaGrip_Pussy on
This is an accurate video of my 2 year old using the bathroom.
Vacant-stair on
Morning wood pee
Plus_Pangolin_8924 on
A visual representation of how everyone describes my handwriting.
Nervous-Ad-5253 on
Circle pee-ers are always fun
l_Pulser_l on
Doggie.exe has encountered an error.
GhostSiX1Nine on
He is spelling his name
oshiqa on
This is not the first time I’ve encountered a dog that urinates like this, but this dog surpassed all imagination. certain occupations have led me to do this with a lot of strange acrobatics but I haven’t reached such a state yet, not to mention how much beer you have to drink to give such high outputs.
HeavyHeadDenseSkull on
That’s a lot of pee for a small dog
Sablespartan on
I had a Pom that used to do this lol.Â
AyazMansuri on
Could be done disease causing / preventing it from lifting one leg at a time
VillageBeginning8432 on
I imagine it can get boring being a dog. I mean be realistic, you try and do trick shots at the urinal too.
Goon_forever on
And when I do this, I get prison time
AlexVa507 on
This is such a power move.
MARATXXX on
Little fella doesn’t want to get his feet wet/steps in his own piss anyway.
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Respect the skill.
I would of I could.
The artist and the art
My dog does this albeit not as impressively lol but it’s to make other dogs think they’re bigger. In this case it’s not worked as they’ve not pissed on anything but the floor.
Pupcasso
Dude when’s the last time that poor dog was let out???? Three days worth of urine in that lil guy!
I was really hoping he’d draw a dick lol
Is this learned behavior or instinctual?
I’d guess because he can.
First of all, how did that little man have so much in him! Second of all… this sidewalk is mine now!
How much pressure is pumping to get the backside that high?
That’s what you do after somebody says you can’t pee here.
These performance artists are a strange lot.
Circle of protectionÂ
Dog’s name is Squiggles
My ex had a Pomeranian that did this. He’d back himself up and poop on things higher up. Lmao
Nailed it 😎
My dog used to do this hahaha
If I could do that, I would be doing the same as that dog.
Such a fucking power move.
Bros writing in cursive. Beautiful penismanship actually.
Aaww he’s writing his name!
He has seen his owner pee standing up and wanted to try the same but forgot what feet the owner was standing on.
Is that how you do it?
It’s the sign of the 12 monkeys.
This dog is gonna go home and lie on the pillow
Left foot right foot left foot right foot…
I think he’s just being prissy.
He’s not getting a drop of piss on his fur.
Like a Renaissance painting
This my good fellows is what we call piss art
This has to be AI
It’s a summoning circle
Power move
This is an accurate video of my 2 year old using the bathroom.
Morning wood pee
A visual representation of how everyone describes my handwriting.
Circle pee-ers are always fun
Doggie.exe has encountered an error.
He is spelling his name
This is not the first time I’ve encountered a dog that urinates like this, but this dog surpassed all imagination. certain occupations have led me to do this with a lot of strange acrobatics but I haven’t reached such a state yet, not to mention how much beer you have to drink to give such high outputs.
That’s a lot of pee for a small dog
I had a Pom that used to do this lol.Â
Could be done disease causing / preventing it from lifting one leg at a time
I imagine it can get boring being a dog. I mean be realistic, you try and do trick shots at the urinal too.
And when I do this, I get prison time
This is such a power move.
Little fella doesn’t want to get his feet wet/steps in his own piss anyway.